a counterfeit vape pen of a person

astercrash:

I do enjoy the comedy of welcoming redditors to the platform with open arms like shhh you’ll be safe here and then our house immediately bursts into flames behind us

nyancrimew:

velaofftherails:

Reblog if this would work on you

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received twitter dms:   sup u look mentally ill i think i want to take care of u "i have a cat btw" edited to say "i am a cat btw"ALT

animentality:

I bet he also thinks coolsville sucks.

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wife-leaver:

tim robinson character yaoi will be the next big thing on this website we are only weeks away from seeing an incredible artist very sincerely depict a beautiful scene of the driving crooner dying in the arms of karl havoc

gurn:

*desperate for pussy voice* ohhhh so thats the driving crooner?

energyprison:

TSA agents are always like sir you have to take off your belt before you go through the machine. Shoes as well. Yeah and now the pants… slower… mmm yeah like that… now get those balls jiggling…